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Sarge, the lantern-jawed hero who began his video game career leading armies of green plastic soldiers to war against their greatest nemesis (an army of tan plastic soldiers), strikes out on his own in this adventure, the first new Army Men game published since the series' originator 3DO closed its studio doors in 2003. It seems that the enemy Tan Army has deployed a weapon of unimaginable destruction, which reduced Sarge's entire platoon to a pile of melted green plastic. While staying true to the gameplay and storylines of earlier Sarge's Heroes games, this single-player adventure boasts an edgier presentation and a greater emphasis on smart battlefield tactics.
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Army Men: Sarge's War is a third-person shooter based on the never-ending war between the Greens and the Tans, and Sarge is your man. He's tough and built like a green gorilla, sounds like Duke Nukem, but not nearly as funny. You can play the game in single-player mode through the campaign, and on the PC version, that's it. No multiplayer. How did that happen? Even the consoles had a slapped together craptacular multiplayer experience... I guess maybe they just threw in the towel on this version.
Army Men: Sarge's War is a simple shooter, with basic gameplay premises and very little special extras or unique qualities. You move from mission to mission, following a minimalist storyline, beating short, small and uninteresting levels while using more powerful weapons as you go. It's just about the most standard fare you could ask for. One thing is for sure, it makes other shooters, such as, say, The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher's Bay or even Metal Slug 3 look like pure genius. Heck, even Shadow Ops: Red Mercury looks pretty damn fine in comparison.
On the positive side (and I use this word in the most lenient way), the latest Army Men effort is not as incompetent as other Army Men games. It's far less buggy than any other Army Men game. That's a relief. Army Men: Sarge's War is a straight-up shooter requiring the most basic of gaming tactics. You'll need to switch weapons, find ammo, search for flags, crouch, snipe, use cover, and you'll face increasingly stiff competition as the game progresses. It's not original, interesting, or in anyway engaging to the experienced gamer, but it might just make an inexperienced, six-year old rather happy... if that six-year old happens to be blind.
The weapon list is filled with the standard items. You start with the stinky pea-shooter Carbine and move onto the Assault Rifle, Ga-9 Sniper Rifle, and the heavy duty Shotgun. From there is gets even more fun and destructive. The Assault Rifle becomes an Auto Rifle, and you'll also get the bazooka, flame thrower, and the heavy machine gun. You collect weapons, ammo, special maps, and enemy flags as well.
What's deviously fun about this game (SPOILER ahead) is what happens in the story. This is good.... Why is it that Sarge is actually at war? That 'maniac' Colonel Malice is back, seeking vengeance with a plan that's as devilish as any Joker (a la Batman)-style mass murder. Colonel Malice looks like a combination of Scorpion (of Mortal Kombat fame) with his trademark steel mouth guard, and M. Bison from Street Fighter. In other words, like a complete tool. He sets a time bomb during a peace accord and blows everybody up. And I mean everybody. The pilots from the Army Men Air Attack games, colonels on both sides, and even Sarge's love, Vicky, croaks in the end. Finally!, something good happens in an Army Men game.
On the negative side (and I'm keeping this in check), Army Men: Sarge's War is a redundant, unoriginal, by-the numbers shooter that features troubling collision detection (you might shoot an enemy from distance, but he won't take damage), seriously worrisome AI (these are some near-sided, dumb-ass Tan soldiers, I gotta tell you), small, barely competent levels, and very, very dumbed down interfaces. To say that Army Men: Sarge's War is derivative, tedious, dull, pain-inducing, horrifically mind-numbing, frightfully sub-par, and torturous is to put it mildly.
Actually, after playing this game and nearly dying myself, I did laugh at one of the AI routines. Sometimes when you do a headshot, instead of the enemy dying, he'll act like a chicken with his head cut off. Except with a gun. He'll spin around randomly shooting until you finish him off. It may have been the only thing keeping me from committing hari kari.
It doesn't get more simple than Army Men: Sarge's War, especially on the PC, which oddly enough doesn't give you the option to increase any options. The game's visuals are like the gameplay: simple, repetitive and very much like the previous Army Men titles. You've got your sandboxes, tinker toys, shovels, wheelbarrows, firecrackers, blah-de-blah-de-blah. Remember when you were a messy kid and your crap ruled the sandbox? Well, imagine if you collected all your kid crap and threw it in a sandbox, lawn, or backyard. Then one night, some underpaid designer snuck in and built little levels out of your junky stuff, the sand, the dirt, and used tinker toys as bridges and buildings. Almost remarkable at first. Then terribly sleep-inducing. At one time these levels looked kind of inventive. Now they look as if they were once inventive; like you know, like six years ago. In another era.
Actually, the little green bullet bags do take physical damage in a new and better way than before; actually it's Sarge who does it best. When he takes heavy damage, you'll see chunks missing from his head and giant holes in his chest and stomach that you can see through, a la Terminator 2.
Well, it doesn't get any more basic than this. Sarge sounds like a poor imitation of Duke Nukem (I did say this already, didn't I?) with the same 'tude, same deadpan delivery, only everything he says is so un-funny that it threatens to make all of the laughter in the world shrivel and die whimpering all of the way. You'll say to yourself, 'Did he really say that? Man, that was dumb.' The music is dramatic, over the-top fluff that sounds a lot like every other Army Men game.
Sarge's War is relatively competent, but so dull and dumbed down that it feels like it was designed for the inept gamer.
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Strategically Build and Manage an Army of Green Plastic Soldiers in their Critical War against the Tan Army!
Reviewed by: Alex
Categories/Tags: army men seriesmilitary themereal time strategy
- What's Free - Play game for 100 minutes.
- File Size - 152.3 MB
- Play It On - Win XP
DFG Exclusive Review Summary
- Hero units, like Sarge, Hoover, Riff, and Scorch, add to the mix and the cut scenes give them some personality
- A variety of units to command, like the grenadier, grunts, half-tracks, and mortar men - each with their own strengths and weaknesses
- Varied levels - explore counter tops and flower gardens, each with objects you can interact with like butterflies, watches, and frisbees
- Varied mission objectives, like destroying a Tan base, trying to capture an infinite power source, or escaping from a basement infested with ants
- Resource system has some interesting features such as harvesting plastic from fallen soldiers and destroyed buildings
Cons
- You can only create 4 unit groups which is a constraint given the varied unit types
- Large groups of units have some pathfinding issues since troops can get stuck behind each other
- There isn't a whole lot of replay value
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Game Description
RTS Battles with Plastic Soldiers, Tanks, and More!
Army Men RTS brings your fantasy fights between plastic army guys to life (well, kind of) in a solid real time strategy game.
Your job is to lead Sarge and his band of bazooka men, grenadiers, machine gunners, flame throwers, and plastic military vehicles in a campaign to defeat the evil Tan army.
Like most RTS games, you build bases but instead of mining resources you use trucks to siphon off plastic and electricity from objects to make men and then build an army fit to defeat the rebels.
- 'Army Men RTS has hit on something -- it's serious, it's primal, it's wacky and it's fun, all at once. You get all the fun of RTS fundamentals combined with the kitsch appeal of plastic soldiers.' - IGN
One of the best things about Army Men RTS is its faithfulness to bring the nostalgia of army toys into something you can really play and command.
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Included are some great characters like Sarge, the commander and other hero fighters that join you on different missions. You can even build tanks, choppers, artillery, anti-aircraft, guard towers and alot more.
- 'Overall, Army Men: RTS does a good job of creating a real-time strategy game based on the classic line of plastic toys.' - Gamespot
While playing Army Men RTS you will:
- Have a blast commanding all the familiar army men types and vehicles you used to play with (or blow up with firecrackers like I did).
- Be incredibly amused by the antics of the plastic toys and their serious battle determination.
- Learn the game quickly through the Bootcamp tutorials
- Be thoroughly entertained by the cutscenes between missions
- Find even more great challenge playing people online with the multiplayer setting
- Succeed in defeating the evil Tan army? Download it now and find out!
Army Men RTS Review
- Review by Alex
Army Men RTS is a real-time strategy title that lets you take command of your favorite little green soldiers to take on the Tan army and defeat a defecting Green general. It has all the traditional RTS elements such as resource harvesting, base building, and commanding armies of units around the battlefield. The interface is very simple and easy to use with most commands and camera movements controlled by the mouse.
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The unique setting and world of Army Men provides a refreshing new twist to this classic game genre. There isn't anything like exploring flower gardens and counter tops as you take out Tan bases, try to capture an infinite power source, or escape from a basement infested with ants. It is really fun to send out your plastic soldiers and take advantage of the varied unit types, such as the grenadier, medic, half-track, and mortar men, each with their own strengths and weaknesses.
Hero Units and Resource Management
There are also several hero units like Sarge, Hoover, Riff, and Scorch, and the game does a good job of giving each of them their own personality and appeal. Also, the resource system is rather intriguing as you harvest various mundane items like toy robots, frisbees, and watches for plastic and electricity. You can even collect plastic from fallen soldiers and destroyed buildings!
Some Gameplay Constraints
There are, however, a few slight issues which can detract from the gameplay. For starters, you can only create four unit groups which is quite a constraint considering the varied unit types.
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Also, the pathfinding for large groups of units isn't the best and can be the cause of frustration as your font-line units get stuck behind your support troops. This is further complicated by the fact that you can't really adjust your units' behavior and they attack any enemy unit on sight. This can cause some problems when attacking enemy bases since your mortar team needs one of your units in sight of the target but that unit tends to want to just rush in and attack, which can mess with your strategy.
Finally, there isn't a whole lot of replay value since there is only the linear campaign and single-scenario Great Battles, which have environments taken from the campaign.
Conclusion - Fun, Basic RTS
Army Men RTS provides a fun and gratifying RTS experience. The variety of units and heroes are a pleasure to play around with and the unique gameplay universe is both refreshing and fascinating. There are some issues which hamper the gameplay slightly, but the addicting gameplay tends to make up for this.
Overall, Army Men RTS is a great game for new players to the genre to jump right into and hard-core fans can find some enjoyment with its originality, though they might be turned off a bit by its lack of complexity.
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